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Michael Boroda: Philosophy Puns

Atheism is a non-prophet institution.
What did the Nihilist buy at the grocery store? Answer: “Nothing!”
Do philosophers sculpt with Plato?
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
Scientists recently built a robot that can play the violin. It’s currently Turing the United States.
I am trying hard to think of more philosophy puns but I just Kant.


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